bootybureau:

getoffmybloghoe:

Internet history won’t tell you anything, if parents really want to know what their kids are up to check their most recent emojis

the-whale-incident:

there’s a hot orgy on my dash

and u just got an invitation

magicconchshell:

is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep 

akupitiyo:

technicalityterminus:

akupitiyo:

my skin is so oily you could probably fry chicken on my face

nonsense, you’d have to be hot to do that

say that to my face motherfucker i dare you